Time for some IRONIC news

It's being reported as the Biggest Voter turnout among the 'Under 30' category: exit polls showed us youngsters favored Kerry-55, rather than Bush-44. As Michael Moore put it, "proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them."

The number of Americans visiting the Canadian citizenship website has skyrocketed. Let's hope our neighbors to the North don't start putting regulations on incoming Americans.

Voter fraud is already being reported in Ohio, Bush recieved more votes than there were people in Franklin County. Now what could this possibly mean?

Just remember, we are "One Nation, Under Canada, Above Mexico."