What are cats?

• Cats do what they want, when they want.
• They rarely listen to you.
• They're totally unpredictable.
• They whine when they are not happy.
• When you want to play they want to be left alone.
• When you want to be alone, they want to play.
• They expect you to cater to their every whim.
• They're moody.
• They leave their hair everywhere.
• They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.

Sound about right to you, David? :P