What do you say when God sneezes?

Apparently I am a ranting queen. :P Last time I told one of my friends to look at my blog to see my granny pics she said, "Oh, who'd you rant about now?" Hehe, I didn't realize I was that bad. :) I could go off on alot of topics I suppose. That's what happens when you are opinionated! Mhuahaha! Actually, I didn't really expect that my friends would actually read this, since not alot of ppl leave me comments and I don't have a hits counter and stuff.

I will soon get an opportunity to rant with fellow classmates. My English 215 course, Writing Intensive for Humanities, is going to have an active discussion board and participation is required. I will happily attempt to keep my cover from being blown - I may never know how many other people out there get pissed at the things I say. But I wish the proffessor had chosen the BBC instead of the New York Times as our main paper of focus. I just don't feel right reading American news anymore. I read netscape news for the funny things, Michael Moore's news when I feel like an activist, and the BBC for everything else. I feel it is important to get different aspects of the news in my own country. It is unfortunate that I cannot read another language, else I would be trying to read world news in an altogether different light. As parting, I shall leave you with a joke.

What do you call someone who speaks three languages? ........... Trilingual.
What do you call someone who speaks two languages? .............. Bilingual.
What do you call someone who only speaks one language? ........ American.