a little bit of peace

Gramma be in the hospital right now. She be happy to be there. She be enjoyin' herself and getting lots of attention. Why I be talking like dis, mon? Haha. Anyways. Yah like her bloodpressure was high or something so her personal trainer made a big stink and we had to take her to the ER. Whatever. She might have a stroke and die, heaven forbid. I would only be so lucky. Anyways, she was super happy to leave. We were super happy to see her leave. She might be there all weekend. I might be happy all weekend. Gawsh I feel bad saying mean things about my own flesh and blood... but if you knew the woman like I know her you'd feel the same. David used to try to stick up for her whenever I talked about her, but he gave up after meeting her/hearing what she does, and joins in on the jokes now. :) Heck I used to try to stick up for her. Funnier yet, even the cat tried to stick up for her until she ran over his tail a good too many times. And laughed in the process. I can walk around the house now and I don't have to worry about her being out in the living room and staring at me with her vulture face - sharp beak and beady eyes ready to rip you into shreds. My dad likened it to feeding time at the zoo. We only come out when the lion goes back into its cave. :P